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名人釣魚趣聞 機智 幽默

2011-12-05 10:11:00

  卓別林游釣

  著名喜劇表演藝術家卓別林是一位釣迷。有一次,他邀請一名法官去郊野游釣,法官釣上了一條大魚,魚兒在水中拼命掙扎,他自言自語地說:“逃不了啦,這條魚被我宣布死刑了。”可是法官將魚遛到岸邊準備下鉤時,不料大魚尾巴一甩脫鉤逃走了。卓別林看后哈哈大笑,他對法官說:“它對你的判決好像不太服氣,到最高法院上訴去了。”

  布什參賽

  美國前任總統布什嗜好垂釣,興致上來時還參加一些釣魚比賽。有一次,布什到加利福尼亞州視察時,參加了一次釣魚比賽,其他參賽者釣上不少魚,惟獨布什兩手空空。一名記者采訪他時,布什兩手一攤,說:“不是技不如人,而是這里的魚不肯同總統合作。”

  托爾斯泰海釣

  俄國大文學家托爾斯泰也喜歡釣魚,但他釣魚不在魚。一次他到黑海休假時來到岸邊釣魚,他輕松地躺在一張藤椅上,一只手拿著一瓶啤酒,另一只手捏著一管大煙斗。他的釣竿用一根手杖支撐著,漁線隨著波浪慢慢地搖動著。一名釣者走到托翁跟前問道:“今天是否運氣不錯?”托翁看了看他答道:“是啊,至今它們還沒有打擾我呢。”

  狄更斯的機智

  狄更斯是英國著名小說家,他喜歡釣魚,釣魚對他來說是最好的休息。有一次,狄更斯正在聚精會神地垂釣。忽然一位陌生人走到他的身邊問道:“怎么,你在釣魚呀?”狄更斯直了直腰點頭回答:“是的,今天釣了半天沒釣到一條魚,可昨天也是在這個地方,卻釣了15條魚!”“真的?”陌生人說:“你可知道我是誰嗎?我是這里管魚的,這里禁止釣魚!”說完陌生人掏出紙要寫罰款單。狄更斯連忙反問:“那么你知道我是誰嗎?我是作家狄更斯,我說我釣了15條魚你不能罰我的款,因為虛構是我的職業。”陌生人聳了聳肩很無奈。(華商網)

(責任編輯: 保羅 )

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